Shenmue 3 was one of the big surprises of E3 2015. No one actually believed Sony would announce a third in the series was going to become a real thing, and yet here we sit a few weeks later and that’s the situation. What a world we live in…

The problem no one is focusing on, though, is that Shenmue 3 is not for real men. At all. In fact, it’s borderline insulting.

To right these wrongs, it’s time to run down the seven reasons why Shenmue 3 is not for real men.